LETRA Yo, Slim Shady!
Yo, I'll fuckin, I'll I'll puke, eat it, and freak you (eww) Battle? I'm too weeded to speak to The only key that I see to defeat you Would be for me to remove these two Adidas and beat you And force feed you 'em both, and on each feet is a cleat shoe I'll lift you off your feet so fast with a roundhouse You'll think I pulled the fuckin' ground out from underneath you (Bitch!) I ain't no fuckin' G, I'm a cannibal I ain't tryin' to shoot you, I'm tryin' to chop you into pieces and eat you Wrap you in rope and plastic, stab you with broken glass And have you with open gashes strapped to a soakin' mattress Coke and acid, black magic, cloaks and daggers (ahhh!) Fuck the planet, until it spins on a broken axis I'm so bananas I'm showin' up to your open casket To fill it full of explosive gasses And close it back with a lit match in it While I sit back and just hope it catches Blow you to fragments Laugh, roll you and smoke the ashes I see the light at the end But every time I take a step, it gets dim Tell me is this hell we're livin in?
If so, heaven's got to be better But if we're hellbound, whatever, let's go down Am I the worst? Because I, never go to church (never) I run a red light then sideswipe a hearse I'ma drink 'til my liver rot, see the doc Leave the E.R., then hit a bar for a liquor shot, 'til the liver spot One day we all gon' die But when I die, I'ma be so high That I'ma get up and walk, leavin the concrete bare With the chalk outline still there I smoke 'til I choke and I sex a lot I got a cross on my chain but it's just a rock Now if I pray every night (night) Do I still have to hold my trey very tight?
You feel me God? I done did so much shit while on Earth I smoke, I drink, I curse, and to make matters worse I bust my gun first, and then I chat with your corpse Since way back, I was one to never like back-talk See me at the pearly gates in line, wearin a Nordface Nickel nine at my waist, God done lost faith Angels greet me but I don't reply back Just show me to my quarters, and oh yeah, where's Thai at?
Analyze the strength of my game, like Lee Corso Call me a lost soul, with a vest on my torso And of course, yo, y'all know I'm no stranger to danger Like Christ in a manger, feel a whole range of my anger I breathe down shit so hard you can see sound And beat down these rap clowns in like three rounds My pen 'bout as sharp as a dagger, walk with a swagger Tie your wife to the back of a black Jag and I drag her Ten blocks, untie the bitch and I still bag her Give her a smack in the ass and a six pack of lager My shit go as deep and as dark as a train tunnel My flows spill like usin the wrong end of a funnel Everyday I grow more older, and more colder Fly you to Colorado, roll you over with a Boulder I know you want to retaliate but you won't dare 'Cause you fuckin with some niggaz like this who just don't car But every time I take a step it gets dim, tell me is this hell we're livin in